Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.
my new years resolution is to do nothing bc i know i’ll follow through with it
- 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
- 2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
- Child: Can you pass the salt?
- Mother: *glares*
- Mother: Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
- Child: *sighs*
- Child: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
- Mother: Very good.